took the kids to see Percy Jackson & the Olympians: The Lightning Thief at the dollar theater (OK, actually $1.50, but you get the idea) yesterday afternoon and was surprised to hear Lady Gaga’s “Poker Face” during the Las Vegas scene in the movie. A tad inappropriate for a kid’s movie, don’t you think?
Come on, everyone knows Lady Gaga cleverly hid the F-word during the chorus of the song!
P-p-p-poker face, p-p-poker face
(Mum mum mum mah)
P-p-p fuck her face, p-p-p fuck her face
(Mum mum mum mah)
So this is the new year and I don’t feel any different
The clanking of crystal, explosions off in the distance
So this is the new year and I have no resolutions
For self-assigned penance, for problems with easy solutions
So everybody put your best suit or dress on
Let’s make believe that we are wealthy for just this once
Lighting firecrackers off on the front lawn
As thirty dialogues bleed into one
I wish the world was flat like the old days
Then I could travel just by folding a map
No more airplanes, or speedtrains, or freeways
There’d be no distance that can hold us back
There’d be no distance that could hold us back
There’d be no distance that could hold us back
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